Admission Notice

(The Govt. of Pakistan)

INDIANS beware...new education system introduced in Pakistan. The following are some of the reputed institutes, the courses offered by them and their Entrance tests:

IIT : Islamic Institute of Terrorism (through JEE: Jehadi Entrance Exam-----coaching for JEE will be offered only in Kashmir and not in any Ramaiah or Krishnamurthy)

IIM : International Infiltration Management (through CAT: Careers in Al-Quaeda & Taliban-----------guaranteed foreign placement)

IAS: Iraq After Saddam (This is a research course established with the Aid of CNN-America and not many placement opportunities)

M.M.Tech: Masters in Militancy Techniques ( through GATE: Graduate Aptitude Test in EXTREMISM----------This is a post-graduate course equivalent to Indian M.Tech. only for the Engineers graduated from IITs)

M.S: Musharraf's Security (highly competitive and equally paid service through GRE: Grooming the Rising Extremists and TOEFL: Test Of Efficiency In Fighting and Looting)

Interested candidates can obtain further details and prospectus free from the following addresses:

The Head, ISI,

Karachi

The Head, LeT,

Lahore

The Head, JeM,

Peshawar.

The Headless Head (alias Musharraf) Military Ruler Of Pakistan,

Islamabad.

NOTE: For candidates’ convenience, arrangements are made for organizing Group Discussions and Personal Interviews, whenever required, in Hyderabad (India) itself.