Our Dear Sardar Ji
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta
huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab
hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardar's son:
Mom kal raat ko vapas
vaisa hi hua bathroom jane ke liye
darwaza khola aur apne aap
light on ho gayi.
Mom: Tenu kitni
baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: What r u talking about?
Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.
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Angry Sardar- Oye mein
is duniya ko mita dunga..
mita dunga..
mita dunga.
Another Sardar standing besides said- mein
tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.
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Santa Singh: Can u spell a
word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta Singh: Post office.
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Sardar on cycle hit lady
accidentally, lady says," Break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"
Sardar replies "Break ka
kya hai, poori cycle to mardi....."
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black
& white patte par bar-bar idhar-udhar chalta tha,
woh kya soch
raha hoga....think............."SALA
YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Sardar taking interview: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Guy: B.A.
Sardar: Kamal karte
ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh
bhi ulta.
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A friend asks sardar how was
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer past tense of THINK. I
thought thought & finally I wrote 'THUNK'.