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Some Quotes by Manik (Collections)

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u

it's really very

very

urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing

cards and we've

misplaced the JOKER.

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality

catches the heart, You are

blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was

sent to me, I just wanted

you to read it.

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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har

Meenar Ko Dekha, Har

Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...

Maa Kasam, Bahut

Kharcha

Ho Gaya !!!

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important

things when you wake

today?

1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that

others may live too!

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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,

roof, loof, shoof, shoof,

woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,

shoof.

Test results:

U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4

u. If u'll

leave,|i'll

wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.

But, if u stop

sending

msgs, i'll kill you.

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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa

bole, "Nahi bete, abhi

nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ..........

"Bete abhi bandar mail padh raha hai"

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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning,

cute, simply adorable.

I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realized it was my

reflection.

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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex,

perception, looks, IQ,

knowledge,way of __expression & many more mental

qualities. Hats off 2 u

coz

u manage 2 live without them.

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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4

"world peace". That's

impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u

brains. He said "Let me try

world peace"

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,

finding true love is a life time mission.

Take my word, follow the Indian tradition

& marry ur dad's ugly

decision.

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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till

my death, my feelings 4

have never changed. For me, you've always

been........... a headache !

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME

laughing, U & ME crying, U &

dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME

sitting in a MENTAL

HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2

hurt u and I feel it's

best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone

else ............ Sirf excel is just 50kg/half kilo.

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Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa

hasin", chand ne kaha

"saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute.

If u edit this, I'm still cute.

If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute

& if u erase this, u r jealous of me

coz i'm cute!

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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi

tum jaooge, sab

kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

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This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.

5....

4....

3....

2....

1....

Fatal Error : No Brain Detected !!

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was

in darkness, you gave

me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright.

Thank you so much

PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

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HELLO

NAMASKAR

PRANAM

AASLAM WALAKUM

SAT SRI AKAL

KHUDA HAFIZ

CHAL AB

CHUP CHAP

SO JA

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EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRLFRIENDS:

Too many questions.
Difficult to understand.
More explanation needed always.
Results are always bad.

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I want u in bed

When I wake up in winter,

I need you more for

The warmth you gave

You should be on my Lips, always.

I love you….

Nescafe

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In the racing club Horses have gone on

Strike,

Management decided to run donkeys instead of

Horses,

So, stop reading this message and

Report immediately on duty.

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Ek dost ka dost se wada hai.

Martedum tak nibhange

Maut aaye to tumse phele hum Jayange

Tum ko na bhool payange

Tumhe bhi saath le Jayange

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Kitna pyaar karte hai hum unse,

Kaash unko bhiyeh ehsaas ho jaaye

Magar aisa no ho ke who hosh me tab aaye,

Jab hum gahari neend me so jaaye.

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Dil pe maat le Yaar!

Thak gaye?

Achha Le Le……

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Jab tum iss duniya se jaoge,

Door kahi ek naya jahan paoge,

Iss baar jo hua bahut bura hua,

Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch

aur chaar tange paoge

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(TITANIC)

Apun ne kharid liya hai

Kahin jaana ho to

Bindas chadi

Le jana

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If u want to have one of them, then contact me with your Phone number.

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!